Dear Student,

Re: Student Exchange Faculty Approval Form

Thank you for submitting your Proposed Study Plan to the Student Office of the Faculty of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences. Your form has been assessed by our Student Adviser, and we have returned the form to the Study Abroad Office [M352] on your behalf.

If you have further questions regarding Student Exchange, please contact the Study Abroad and Student Exchange Office.

As the 16th of July deadline for faculty approval forms approaches, I felt a sense of relief when I randomly checked my UWA e-mail to find the above message waiting to be read…but that was 9 days ago, and for some reason the online exchange application system, HERMES, is still showing this:
Sure, like anyone, I can be forgetful at times…but sorry HERMES, if you would just take the time out of your busy day to read my previous post, you will see that I DEFINATELY attempted it :P . However, according to Wikipedia, you are the great messenger of the gods in Greek mythology and additionally [act] as a guide to the Underworld…so you probably don’t have time, which is a little worrying for my application :O. Why is a great messenger of the gods also acting as a guide to the underworld, and why is he being trusted with processing student exchange applications? Wait, I see now, you are also the god of commerce, thieves, travellers, sports, and border crossings…which makes a little more sense, if you ignore the thief part…? I guess I have a few more days before I have to go down to the Underworld and ask him “what’s up?”, so until then I will continue to try and stay busy over the Uni break :) …and possibly stalk HERMES some more in case no progress is made by the 15th and my only option left is to defeat him in some kind of god-like showdown of epic proportions. It wont involve boxing or wrestling though because Wikipedia says that he created them, so maybe a few rounds of Wii Tennis instead? 

Update: I just discovered that HERMES is also a trickster, who according to Wikipedia plays tricks or otherwise disobeys normal rules and conventional behaviour. So it probably wouldn’t be surprising if it was 11:50pm on the 15th and it still said “Not attempted” – I just hope someone is around at the time to remind me to just laugh it off :P